Total Medals Earned: 2,080 (From 294 different games.) Total Medal Score: 38,735 Points
Medals Earned: 27/32 (365/600 points)
Use a bomb for the first time.
Get killed with no enemies on screen.
Get a score of 500,000 in any level except survival.
Play 10 levels as Natalie.
Die with over 666 enemy bullets on screen.
Reflect over 100 bullets with a single shield.
Finish any level except Survival with over 3,000 coins.
Play 10 levels as Matt.
Kill 3000 enemies in total.
Fully upgrade all stats
Get a score of 1,000,000 in any level except survival.
Play 10 levels as Lance.
Fully upgrade any stat.
Get hit 100 times in total.
Collect 100 power ups in total.
Kill 300 enemies in total.
Kill 10000 enemies in total.
Kill 1000 enemies in total.
Play 10 levels as NoLegs.
Play 10 levels as Anna.
Get A ranks in 5 or more levels.
Complete all bonus levels.
Get A ranks in 15 or more levels.
Reach wave 33 in Survival without killing anything.
Get A ranks in 20 or more levels.
Get A ranks in 10 or more levels.
Defeat the final boss and complete the standard set of 20 levels.
Kill 25 enemies instantly.
Beat any level between 16 and 20 without taking any damage.
Beat the first 20 levels without upgrading your health.
Kill 1,000 foes in a single game of Survival.
Get A ranks in all 25 levels.
Medals Earned: 14/16 (375/500 points)
Use 500 bullets.
Kill 50 bunnies.
Spend £10,000.
Use a grenade.
Go into RAGE.
Use a remote explosive.
Get someone naked!
Kill the bunny man.
Kill the Easter bunny.
Kill the super bunny.
Get a high score of 10,000,000.
Get all trophies!
Purchase all weapons.
Fully upgrade EVERYTHING!
Fully Upgrade the assistant.
Get a high score of 14,000,000.
Medals Earned: 8/8 (500/500 points)
Get a perfect launch 10 times.
Squash 100 police officers.
Escape Candy Land and return to the Supermarket.
Go through the arena without touching the ground.
Reach past the sky's limit!
Upgrade everything to the max!
Get at least 1 of each special gummy in a single run.
Attain a very high speed.
Medals Earned: 2/3 (60/160 points)
Destroy the butcher's pituitary gland!
Destroy the butcher's temporal lobe!
Destroy the butcher's frontal lobe, resulting in total loss of motor control!
Medals Earned: 22/38 (200/500 points)
Swipe 100 times. Hyaaa!
Fire 1000 bullets. 1000 messages delivered.
Kill 10 champions. It's a coupe!
Kill 10 Zombies. Zombies, are full of it.
Collect $1000. It's a simple stash.
Charm 50 subjects. There is too much love in the air!
Burn things for 1 minute. I can smell the bacon!
Collect 10 hearts. Yummy!
Fire 100 Chaingun bullets. Don't let go of it now!
Burn things for 10 minutes. It's getting smokey in here.
Swipe 500 times. Ninjastic!
Laser something 500 times. Intervention successful.
Kill 25 champions. Greed doesn't pay!
Fire 5000 bullets. Focus on your inner self!
Fire 1000 Chaingun bullets. Who knew I had that much ammo?
Fire 500 Scattergun bullets. Just look away.
Fire Gaussgun 500 times. Science fiction writers would be proud.
Kill 100 Smiles. Getting a hang of it.
Kill 50 Zombies. A little bit like in the classic.
Fire 10000 bullets. That escalated quickly.
Kill 100 Zombies. No zombie, no problem.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Collect 50 hearts. You're probably getting too much love.
Cut 500 times. My eyes are still willing to see this.
Collect $10000. No office should go without a safety net.
Smash 500 times with a rock. Did you do it rythmically?
Charm 250 subjects. "pshhhh... Subjects started to fight between themselves... pshhh..."
Make 500 hits with a rocket. Kaboom, kaboom, kaboom!
Make 500 hits with Thunderbeard. Ancient god's fury!
Blow 1000 things. Love me till I explode.
Kill 10000 Smiles. No remorse. Your calmness is at stake.
Collect 100 hearts. Bloody affair.
Collect $100000. Could buy anything... thing thing thing.
Kill 50 champions. That... belongs to me.
Kill 100000 Smiles. Eye-melting carnage!
Kill 100 champions. You are enveloped in a warm feeling of happiness.
Medals Earned: 6/6 (155/155 points)
Level Up once.
Reach the maxed out level.
Win without hitting a gravestone.
Win without losing a life.
Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)
Defeat The Beard
Medals Earned: 9/12 (190/320 points)
Play for 10 minutes
Get to day 10
Collect $10,000
Kill 100 enemies
Complete the game
Destroy every enemy
Fully Upgrade Strength
Kill 1000 enemies
Collect 50 of the 85 achievements
Get 150 kills in survival
Collect every single achievement!
Medals Earned: 10/10 (315/315 points)
Die before beating Luis.
Defeat Luis' 1st form.
Defeat Luis' 2nd form.
Find the 2nd alternate ending.
Find the 1st alternate ending.
Defeat Luis' 3rd form.
Escape the cave.
Beat the game in under 200 seconds.
Complete all other achievements!
Medals Earned: 16/20 (365/500 points)
Burn someone to a crisp
Kill someone with a dropped weapon
Complete all campaign challenges in Zone 1
Make 5 KO's with rage attacks in one match
Collect 20 crates in one match
Complete all campaign challenges in Zone 2
Hit someone with a full-powered wind-up punch
Get a 3x multikill
Get a 4x multikill
Make an awesome level in the Level Editor and play a match on it
Don't lose any lives in a campaign challenge
Play 10 deathmatch games
Get a 5x multikill
Complete a campaign challenge without harming anyone
Get a score of 10,000 or higher in Survival mode
Hold the plunger for 15 seconds in a row
Go offscreen and recover
Complete all campaign challenges in the game
Knock someone into space
Knock someone into the stratosphere
Medals Earned: 8/12 (55/150 points)
Die 5 Times
Run 250 people over
Reach a speed of over 100 miles per hour
Activate Tiger Mode
Travel over 2.5 miles
Reach a speed of 60 miles per hour without tiger blood
Travel 100 miles
Pick up 30 strippers
Destroy 100 cars
Use every type of drug in the game
Crash into 10 concrete barriers
Travel 200 miles